Lunch Lady Drama...

So for those of you who don't know, I'm a lunch lady at Fremont High School and love it :) my job is full of surprises and drama constantly. Yesterday at work we made breadsticks for the kids, but we only had enough for each of them to have one. So one of the ladies typed up a paper that said . .. "please only one breadstick so everyone can have one. Thank you." well some boys came through the line and took 3 breadsticks and put them on their trays. so one of the lunch ladies (I won't say who) freaked out and told them they could only have one and got mad at them pretty bad. Anyways, today we were serving lunch and i was in the dish room mindin my own business when my boss called everyone together for a meeting. apparantly one of the kids taped up a sign by our rolls that said. . "only one roll or you will be bent over and VIOLATED." ha ha my first reaction was to laugh because I thought it was so funny! nobody else did though. everyone was pretty upset because we could get in a lot of trouble from parents and stuff if they believed we put the sign up. I thought it was hilarious!!! guess I was the only one.